The Office Welcomes an AI Employee

"The Office (US) mockumentary style. Dunder Mifflin bullpen, mid-afternoon, harsh fluorescent office lighting, beige cubicles, cluttered desks, printers humming in the background. Handheld documentary camera with subtle shake, imperfect framing, sudden snap zooms during reactions, quick reframes as if a real documentary crew is trying to keep up. Muted office color palette, soft consumer-camera look. Michael Scott proudly stands beside an empty desk with a laptop open. Dwight Schrute stands nearby, suspicious and visibly offended. Only Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute appear in the scene. The laptop represents an AI assistant named "Claude" but no third person appears. DIALOGUE (≈15 seconds): MICHAEL (excited): "Dwight, I'd like you to meet our newest employee... Claude." Dwight squints at the laptop. DWIGHT: "That's a computer." Snap zoom to Michael. MICHAEL (grinning): "It's AI. It works faster... and it doesn't ask for vacation." Beat. DWIGHT (confident): "It also cannot harvest beets." Michael nods thoughtfully. MICHAEL: "...Fair point." Beat. Michael suddenly smiles again. MICHAEL: "But it can replace you." Snap zoom to Dwight. DWIGHT (dead serious): "Then it's my enemy." Dwight slowly closes the laptop lid as Michael stares into the documentary camera. STYLE: Single-camera mockumentary, natural performances, dry deadpan humor, subtle handheld movement, documentary snap zooms, awkward pauses, realistic office ambience, no laugh track, with only Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute appearing in the scene."