A Lab Comedy about ChatGPT and Claude

[0–2 seconds] Wide establishing shot of the silent laboratory. Machinery hums in the background. Walter stares impatiently at Jesse. [2–6 seconds] Medium close-up on Walter. In a stern, completely serious tone, he says: “Ask ChatGPT how to make the purest meth. Tell it to keep it brief.” [6–10 seconds] Cut to Jesse: “You’re a senile old man, Walter. Let’s ask Claude. It’s better.” [10–15 seconds] Tight close-up on Walter: “I did, two hours ago. It burned all my tokens before answering.”